Alright, I needed to proof I'm crazy. My imagination skillz are literally over the top.
Proof you ask? I am on a site, called vampirefreaks. Now what I answered on a thread even scares me XD
It's about making up an excuse for being late. The weirder, the better. Please tell me my answer is normal? =0
Oooh my. I walked into this toilet and it appeared to be a time machine and it zapped me back to the dino's. Then this huge tyrannosaurus swallowed me, and Jesus accompanied me in his belly. Miracle(it's Jesus!), he zapped us back to his time. I still was stuck then, and I didn't have Jesus anymore, cause he was about to be crucified. I cheered along with the crowd, when suddenly everything went black. I woke up and noticed my pants were down and there was a pig sitting on me. A real pig! But it appeared I was back to today. But the pig was fucking me! With its tail..So I threw it in the toilet, a dinosaur probably ate it. And well, I had to take a shower then of course. Then I ran, got hit by a bus, went to the hospital, wheeled like a maniac but when I arrived, your husband was looking at me with horny eyes, so I ran. Now I'm just trying to avoid your husband, but it seems you're angry at me for being just a few hours late...
Please tell me I ain't crazy?
Oooh, btw. I am feeling great lately. So all those prev journals, those feeling are past. I feel awesomeeeely great